I went to the cafeteria today to buy lunch. I bought an egg salad sandwich and added mustard. While eating at my desk the egg salad fell on my pants!!!!! My crotch was covered in mustard and egg salad. I had to go to the bathroom to wipe it off. In the end my crotch was wet and yellow.
Luckily I have a sweatshirt in the office to tie around my waist.
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I've never had a food-on-pants incident before. Although I have had a dog-poo-on shoe incident.
Yeah, I've had my pants turn yellow before. But it wasn't because of any egg salad sandwich.
Have you ever eaten green food coloring to make your poo green?
No. Have you ever tried to blow a fireball out of your mouth and in turn set your hand and facial hair on fire?
That was funny and scary at the same time last night. I really thought you set your mouth on fire.
I need to somehow send those picture back to your parents.
How do you blow a fireball out of your mouth in the first place?
Also, if you eat enough blue raspberry sour ribbon candy your poo will turn toxic green.
C-Smooth had everclear in his mouth and a lighter in his hand.
You crazy little mofos.
Although that does like it would've been spectacular had it worked properly.
The ball:
http://chrisritchie.org/recent/IMG_1358_lo.jpg
Oh my lord...
Is this the same guy that works at the computer company?
The very same. Bronson told me to do it. He said that it's completely safe, citing his postdoctorate degree and relationship to a surgeon who worked in the burn unit.
I believed him.
Who could doubt a face like this:
http://chrisritchie.org/recent/DSC_0173_lo.jpg
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