Friday, February 23, 2007

It Smells Like a Turd Covered in Burnt Hair

So I was cleaning out CB's and CwK's fridge this morning and CB and I came across this yogurt that had been in there since March of last year. I nearly freaked out when I saw what was in the container. It was this weird, lumpy grey mass that just smelt "like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food."

6 comments:

Single finger salute! said...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Heidi said...

Don't think I'm beyond dumpter-diving in order to get proof!

Oh wait, that would make me smellier than Lex. I'm sure I could find another mold family in your fridge to take pictures of.

Little Thingies said...

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Single finger salute! said...

Is that a Ralph Wiggum's line?

Single finger salute! said...

What chart are you reading? My bed chart says:
1. 8 a.m. - Enema
2. 12 Noon - More enema
3. 5 pm - Enema again!

Little Thingies said...

Obviously, you guys have never seen Idiocracy. It might not be better than Office Space, but it has its moments. I need to remember every one-liner and repeat at work.

"Fuck you! I'm eating!"