The background story: I made tentative plans with EQ on Wednesday for today, Sunday. He wasn't sure if he was free but he said he'd let me know by Friday what the deal was. I didn't hear from him all week until 7:48pm today via text message.
Hey Heidi sorry about today. Ended up helping my friend with the bbqWow. It's almost spectacular; I've never met a guy before that cared just enough to contact the girl after standing her up and after such a serious length of lag time. Have any of you guys ever pulled such a shithead of a move before?
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Yep. They call me the King.
Dissertations have been written about my inter-personal skills with the opposite sex. You should ask CWK about this. She can point out how I was chatting up other ladies on our first date.
Always keep 'em guessing.
Jesus, how CWK has not yet smothered you with a pillow as you sleep is a mystery.
You should have conversations with guys like me...
"No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of the bar. You got movie man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the movies."
Focus! Your little sister is in pain because of a shithead of a boy that she's liked for three years!
Incidentally, what kind of crazy skanks are you meeting in bars???
That is genius dialogue. You could write for Hollywood movies. You know like the sequel for ROAD HOUSE.
Jeff Healey rulz.
**sigh** I must give credit where it is due- I got it from Billy Madison. I wish i had come up with it on my own. McDoyle rules!
Well, obviously not every guy out there is like that. Some may even take your mom out for dinner and not call her the next day.
Seriously, why get bent up over some norman? Move on to the next guy. Dating isn't some one-shot wonder where you click with the first guy you see. You know how many girls I usually have to stalk before one of them gives me positive feedback? This is why I'm always in the bars hoping for handouts.
I don't see what the big deal is. He can go get bent. Why waste your time on dickheads.
that sounds so familiar... i've had my fair shares of that too. SFS is right, don't waste your time with that guy. If he can't treat you respectfully now, then he won't later. I think I've learnt my lesson on that. Point out his lack of decency (aka. crush him with your lawyer talk!)and spend time with a quality nice guy, they're around just probably under your radar.
yes, quality guys in the family. You can hang out with us from now on.
I guess I'm doomed to be the tag-along little sister for my entire life.
I deserve a gold star. I resisted the urge to flick him in the forehead at work today and the urge to throw the softball bat at his head at tonight's game.
WTF, are you still my date to the Sept party?
You should of beaned him by "accident."
"Just a little bit outside...."
does it count that i'm the tag along friend of the family? has SFS not taught you his ways of *accidental foul play*? he is the king after all...
yup. you betcha. you're my date to the party.
Wow, how do you bean someone on your team?
And at this point, inquiring minds wanna know - WTF is WTF???
I don't think it'd be too hard to bean someone on your team. I nearly beaned the ump once. I have a tendency to haphazardly toss my bat after batting, and this one time I accidentally threw it at the ump's head.
i do it all the time. in fact, i beaned someone with a cue ball while playing pool. the wonders of what a little bit of alcohol can do.
little thingies, you must be familiar with the wingman effect? it was a concept invented by males after all... combine a wedding, SFS and CWK's single friends... makes a good HK ad WTF combination.
I beaned someone during a tennis tournament last year. One of my serves lost control and hit the non-receiver who was standing too close to the net. He made a slight "yelp" and got clocked. He went down pretty hard and had a nasty welt on his forehead.
Awesome, I love wingmen, they make me wanna beat my chest harder!
I bet the non-receiver was Hawaiian 5-0. And that it wasn't a tennis accident either.
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