Heidi, Esq.

I can add a couple of letters after my name now. I'm done law school.

Goddamn I Hate Studying

Canadian income tax law sucks more than finding out that WWF wrestling is fake.

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Orange rhyming dictionary

The counter top company came by today. They installed half of the counter top. The other half of the slab was off by 1/16 " on one of the corners. It is a very slight difference at the corner, but this difference grows non-linearly away from it. As a result, the reveal distances with the other slab is entirely thrown off. It is subtle, but I am sure it would drive me crazy over time.

They are taking the piece back to the workshop to correct. If you look closely at the waterfall detail, you can see that we used a mitered joint. As a result, the slab appears to flow uninterrupted towards the floor. I am happy we choose orange, it certainly does brighten and warm the space. If Alfredo dings the counter, like he did with the cabinet door, I will certainly punch his lights out. He starts to fidget when I am around, I wonder if I make him nervous.