I've met cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor.

A new year is upon us. This blog has been quiet of late. Well let me tell you what I have been up to and of upcoming items of interest.

My office neighbor is a visiting professor from Canada. He introduced me to two fine Canadian programs that are sponsored by the NFB - Trailer Park Boys and Kenny vs Spenny. TPB makes me miss Canada, there is something to be said about Canadian rednecks. They seem less threatening than their American counterparts. The ones in Canada smoke pot, listen to Rush, drink Molson, watch hockey etc ... these are all things that I do too! The ones here will shoot you with their guns or fuck you in the ass Deliverance style. I grew up in the middle of a hick province, I saw dudes like this hanging out at Heritage Mall in their IROCs or kicking the shit out of people at Harry Ainlay.

Our high school only had a few of these guys, one guy that comes to mind is Ken Vine. However, Ken was a small fry, he was the redneck at a nerd school. How hard could one be attending OSA? Our harmless pranks consisted of spraying the outside of the school in mustard and ketchup, stink bombs, destroying the curtains, stealing exams etc... I recall him hopping off a ladder in the auditorium and on to the handle of a vacuum. The vacuum handle ripped his jeans and nearly ripped him a new asshole. He had to get stitches, the joke at the time was, "Ken tried to get an asshole transplant, but the asshole rejected him. "

Anyways, our home renovations start soon. I will be posting pictures of the progress these upcoming months.

First two photos of my fine city courtesy of LT. The third one is of my favorite pal.

PS. Remind me to tell you stories about the janitor from our high school. He was the high priest of a local coven of witches and warlocks. Eugene P. could fuck you up big time.