It Smells Like a Turd Covered in Burnt Hair

So I was cleaning out CB's and CwK's fridge this morning and CB and I came across this yogurt that had been in there since March of last year. I nearly freaked out when I saw what was in the container. It was this weird, lumpy grey mass that just smelt "like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food."

Home Depot

Yo, a big shout-out of happy birthday to that door stop from Home Depot, Heidi! What what, can i get a what what.

Yes, too much drinking with the uk boys and girls.

It's Going to Be a Long Semester: Part Deux

The past few weeks of school have been so long and horrible that I sometimes just expect to find in my mailbox a letter that reads along the lines of:

Dear Heidi,

Fuck you.

Kisses,
The Universe

Update: Today was another harrowing day. I think the letter will now probably read as:

FUCK YOU. SUCK ON IT.
[obscene drawing]

A Little Unknown Fact

I'm going to San Diego to visit CB and CwK next week for my Reading Week. I'm quite excited to work on my tan and hasten my chances of getting skin cancer. But until I'm actually there I thought I'd share this not commonly known fact about San Diego: "It was discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

Chariots , full of nerds, of Fire

I really need to know: Do people run around in your office?

I seriously have no idea why the nerds in my office run around when the distance is only like 5-10 meters at the most. Are they like trying to fit in some exercise at the office or something? Are they in that big of a hurry that they can't waste the 5 extra seconds if they were walking instead?

And if they insist on running, why do they run like that? Are the flailing arms really necessary?

Maybe they really do see Jimbo and Neslon running after them, if only they knew who they were. Cultureless bastards.

What the hell?

What the hell has happened to Edmonton?

Namely, when did the standard of journalistic writing go to the shits?

You Know You're a Poor Student When...

...you consider it a splurge to turn the thermostat up by 5 degrees celsius during a snowy Canadian winter.

This is What I Dream About

LT's drawing inspired me to unleash my inner artiste.

Blog migration

Ok, I just migrated the blog over to Google because I imagine sooner or later I'd be forced to anyways. And also to ignore their stupid reminders when logging on.














For some reason, I don't see most of you listed as contributors but you are still on the list when I view the admin pages. Don't know what's going on, but fuck it, hopefully it'll fix itself.

music vid of the year goes to ooioo umo

Go here to watch it. Pretty batty weird.

Children of Crap

I just watched Children of Men and I have to say it's easily one of the worst films I've watched this year. And considering I watched Material Girls that says a lot. During the movie I actually felt enraged and wanted to walk out because of the camera work. From start to finish the camera never stopped shaking once and I got a headache at the 10-minute mark and felt like walking out at the 30-minute mark.

That movie stole two hours of my life!

Fucking Prayers!

Going to see my new favorite San Diego band this weekend. The Prayers is the sound of NOW. I am just happy that the new scene in SD does not include the new faux cool kids. The internerd made it easier for all the kooks to come find our scene. Fucking Champs on Friday. This weekend is going to rule so hard. My bronchitis is going away, thus I can drink again.

Veggie-Tales

In an effort to eat more healthy food I bought a tomato for the first time in my life the other day.
Yes, I'm aware that it's a fruit.

Lassie come home.

I am still sick in bed. It is 11:30 am and I am bed ridden. The bedroom smells of death. I went to work yesterday thinking I was better, I may have infected the office instead. I am bored and there is no food in the house. Just me and the dog at home. It is cloudy and cold outside my bedroom window.

The Miracle Worker

Holy crap, I think CB cured me of my habit of non-stop eating of junk food. I don't have the urge to eat cookies for dinner anymore. Praise Jebus!

Iron Chef: Part II

Thursday's dinner: Eggplant with basil; snow peas and fake-meat; and salt and pepper shrimp.

I made the rice; I washed it and put it in the rice cooker and everything! God, I really hope I end up marrying a chef. If not, I'll be eating sandwiches everyday for the rest of my life.

Iron Chef

I'm in San Diego for my winter break right now with xCharlesBronsonx and Chixwknives. So far it's been Good Times.

CB is pretty handy in the kitchen and his meals are pretty yummy. For the rest of my time here I'm going to blog about the meals he's prepared.

• Monday: Blended roasted red pepper sauce with seafood over linguine
• Tuesday: Portobello mushrooms stuffed with cilantro, pine nuts, seafood and breadcrumbs

I propose that the next time CB, LT, J and myself are together we have a cook-off. Okay, CB, LT and J can cook off, I'll just wash the dishes because that's just how my OCD flies.

Life in the Student Ghetto Part II

It's exam time again and for the past few weeks I've been too lazy/tired to cook real food. Wait, that's a lie. I'm too lazy/tired all the time to cook real food, but during exam time I have an excuse for it.

My diet thus far has consisted of Sweet and Salty Almond Granola Bars, Spicy Peanut Satay flavoured tuna and the occasional order of poutine. If you guys ever come across the tuna in the grocery store I highly recommend it. Yeah, it kind of looks like a tin of cat food, but it's extremely delicious.

And the answer to your question is "No, I'm not turning into a fat-ass while I'm in school and eating nothing but crap. I joined the gym and go to step class regularly."

Don Diva Mag

Check this out - http://www.dondivamag.com/

I especially like the link to the "Sticky Page" near the bottom of their homepage.

Apple Commercial Geek

Check this out. Looks funny. I'm gonna buy it.

http://areasofmyexpertise.com/