I just finished buying groceries from the store down the street from home. I'm wearing shorts, running shoes, have a backpack on, and carrying stuff on both arms. So here i am walking back home; as i reach home, i noticed a kid ahead of me look me straight in the eye with a wierd smirk on his face. He couldnt' have been older than 20. Of course i don't think anything of it.
As i walk halfway up the stairs, suddenly he comes up and is like (in chinese), "excuse me sir, how big are your feet?" I'm like "huh??? uhh....size 9." He then proceeds to grab my ankle, lift my leg off the ground, and tries taking my left shoe off. He's like "just wanna check." I'm like WTF!?!? and slam my foot down. He then scurries off like a gawdamn rat.
So what was it?
- He was really trying to steal my shoe (although a really bad attempt)
- He was hoping i'd drop my groceries by making me run after him with one shoe on...where he would then proceed to steal my groceries?
- As i ran after him, maybe someone was waiting around the corner to clock me? And then they could steal all my stuff?
- He really did wanna know my shoe size because my shoes look so good on me? (just my old NB runners)
At any rate, while he was crouching down trying to take my shoe off, i should've said "hail to the king baby" and then kick him down the stairs.
Discuss.
1 comment:
Some people just have severe retardation. Can't explain it or get out of its way, you can only hope that the person drops hot coffee on their testicles and renders himself sterile.
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