So the better half (or should I say the shittier half in about 20 minutes, har har har) just ingested some sparkling lemon lime laxative. This is to prepare her for her procedure tomorrow at the clinic. I am fascinated by this entire procedure. She is now taking additional tablets for a more explosive bowel movements. This will be followed by an self applied enema. I figure I have to leave the house in about 30 minutes to avoid the shittiness to come. The farts have already begun. Argghhh......
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Does she know that you're blogging about her bowel movements?
Yes.
I tried some of the "Sparking Laxative." It was so gross. Imagine thick syrupy Sprite with no sugar. I only had a sip. My ass is still intact!
Terrance & Phillips in "Asses of Fire."
Something that involves a scope.
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