Thursday, October 12, 2006

"Everyone in this Room is Now Dumber for Having Listened to It"

When Little Thingies said that he'd just ordered three of Adam Sandler's movies on Amazon, I immediately thought of the above quote and laughed until I fell out of my chair. Then when I picked myself off of the floor I remembered this Smoking Gun article that was passed around a while ago and fell out of my chair laughing again.

My goal in life after I get out of law school is to use the same quote in a similar context somehow and somewhere.

10 comments:

Single finger salute! said...

Ha ha ha. You better start studying. Only supreme court justices can pull this type of ill shit on the bad guys.

Little Thingies said...

Oh yeah, i remember that article ha ha.

But i'm looking forward to watching Waterboy. I wanna be able to quote everything is mama teaches him.

And why did amazon split my shipment in two even though everything was in stock? I have to pay shipping again on the 2nd shipment!!

Single finger salute! said...

... because God hates you.

Little Thingies said...

According to your fellow americans, God hates queers and only has time for that...that's why insurgents are blowing up your troops. Talk about a stretching logic to its extremes.

God also hates your tv programming because it showed a boobie. But he loves the destruction and mayhem shown on the news.

Single finger salute! said...

What are you talking about? Metalocalyose and Korgath of Barbaria slaughter souls.

Little Thingies said...

What? Don't tell me you've never heard of Fred Phelps?

Wow, if there was ever a need for religious cleansing...

Heidi said...

How did God enter into a discussion about Adam Sandler?

Single finger salute! said...

Richard Dawkins is the smartest man alive. His books are so clearly written. They make everyone look retarded (i.e., Coulter).

Little Thingies said...

Is Coulter really that horrible? I've only heard about her recently because she's been in the news for making absurd comments about anything.

As someone once said, sounds like she has a case of sandy vagina.

Single finger salute! said...

She is not that intelligent. Compare her to someone like Bill Clinton and it becomes apparent. She cannot think on her toes and uses well rehearsed reponses when debating. Most of the time she is off topic or uses straw man arguments. She is pretty much a simple Pavlovian S-R creature.