Sunday, July 01, 2007

More Work Verbatim

For this past week the office's cooling system could best be described as "shiteous". One of my outfits in my work-wardrobe rotation is a grey knee-length baby-doll dress with princess sleeves, typically worn with black leggings and my black mary-janes with a 2.5" stacked heel. Since this week was disgustingly hot I decided to forgo the leggings but before I left the house I made sure that my hem and neckline were work appropriate and that the dress was suitably opaque.

This is what Number 1's awful secretary said to me the minute she laid eyes on me:

Preparing for another hot day in the office?

The hell?! Did she just tell me that I was dressed like a streetwalker?!

I spent half of the morning polling my work friends and they were all just as puzzled as me. Our only conclusion was that a baby-doll dress and 2.5" heels aren't typical office attire. But considering that some co-workers look like they just rolled out of bed, I don't think I should be judged for my heels and the fact that I care about my personal appearance and personal hygiene. Jesus, it's not like I came into work wearing a mini-skirt and 2.5" stilettos, whore make-up and un-washed hair.


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5 comments:

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Heidi said...

I don't see you writing any posts!

Single finger salute! said...

Cuz I'm too busy snoozing .......

Little Thingies said...

Look at the title of this blog, descriptions of clothing and fashion are not acceptable! I do not want to hear terms like "baby-doll" and "mary jane" unless you're talking about weird porn or spiderman.

Speaking of fashion, i was lucky enough to be at the Hugo Boss sale so early this year. I went on a shopping spree because they had my sizes for everything. I even got a new suit I'm gonna use to fight crime.

Single finger salute! said...

DENIED MS. WRONGENSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!