While I adore my roommates they are either slobs or can't be bothered to help out (with the exception of one girl who is like me and fed up with the other two's messes) (I think I'm going to miss that roommate the most).
I am baffled by the inability of one girl to take the extra two steps to put something in the recycle bin which is IN THE KITCHEN and instead just leaves it on the counter. Or the other girl's inability to put stuff in the dishwasher and instead just leaves things in the sink. Two of her pots are currently in the sink that have been sitting there SINCE THE WEEKEND.
I have a theory that if those two lived by themselves the house would burn down because one of them forgot to turn off the stove and the fire would be fuelled by the un-wiped grease on the stovetop. Then the fire would spread to the rest of the kitchen because of the overflowing garbage that hadn't been taken out yet.
I am baffled by the inability of one girl to take the extra two steps to put something in the recycle bin which is IN THE KITCHEN and instead just leaves it on the counter. Or the other girl's inability to put stuff in the dishwasher and instead just leaves things in the sink. Two of her pots are currently in the sink that have been sitting there SINCE THE WEEKEND.
I have a theory that if those two lived by themselves the house would burn down because one of them forgot to turn off the stove and the fire would be fuelled by the un-wiped grease on the stovetop. Then the fire would spread to the rest of the kitchen because of the overflowing garbage that hadn't been taken out yet.
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Sue their pants off, then you can finally wash them.
There are messy people, and there are dirty people. These dirty swines must be eliminated from the gene pool with extreme prejudice. They have no respect for the higher orders that be. Thus, we must send them to re-education camps.
That reminds me of the time the lab admin in the CompSci department had to send out a mass email reminding them to maintain proper hygiene. Although there were a few westerners (nerds) that failed basic hygiene, they were mainly referring to punks from china. Those people were filthy and they fucked up the washrooms their snot, horks, and other nasties. The keyboards and mouses were sticky. I got a double ear infection from just using the lab keyboards.
And over here, heh heh, i anonymously sent a letter to the executives stating my concerns about the levels of hygiene at work. The office reeks of BO, people seem to take showers and wash their clothes maybe once a week, there's piss all over the toilets and floor, etc. It worked...as much as you can expect a memo to work. THey sent out a circular reminding people professionals need to maintain a level of cleanliness. This place is a gawdamned zoo. Why is it that adults need to be reminded to keep themselves clean?
If you ever meet someone from this company, i'd recommend not shaking their hand.
I'm starting to wonder of any of my messy roommates just flip their underwear inside out so that they can use them for another round.
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